On January 25, 2025, I gathered some of my closest friends to my apartment for a Happening. Unbeknownst to them, I was planning on making them all become me for the night, i.e. they would absorb my consciousness and identity and I would be free to roam about as a Nameless Entity.

The rules went as follows:

Once all my guests arrived, I gathered them in my living room and had them form a circle around me. I had told them all to bring a trinket that they felt represented them, but that was mostly misdirection as well as a little clue to what was to come. Once they all showed me their trinkets, I had them put them into a box where they wouldn’t be able to retrieve them until the end of the night. Then, I told them that they would all BE ME for the night. Cue gasps, laughter, what have you.

I poured them all a glass of red wine, my sacrament, and had them drink as they vowed to BE MARIA for the night.

No sooner had I dismissed them all than they descended on my clothes like a pack of jackals. . . the disrespect!